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Witty Yeti 5" x 7" Hilarious Rude Happy Birthday Greeting Card W/Envelope, 1 Pk
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$6.99
$4.99
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Totally Anonymous
It will ship directly from us with absolutely nothing that can be used to identify you. It's a fun, risk-free prank!
Product Description
We Mail Your Target a Hilariously Labeled Package to Make Them Cringe. Great Gag Gift & Practical Joke. Guaranteed to Mortify & Offend!
This rude over-the-hill greeting card is sure to get laughs. This sarcastic card with a cute and colorful cupcake illustration will spread joy and laughter at your next birthday celebration with friends or family.
They might forget everything else but they won't forget this card. Your mom, dad, husband, wife, or anyone with a great sense of humor would love this. Our unique design means they'll want to hold on to this as a keepsake.
This card includes a white envelope that easily fits each card. Buy their birthday card online this year to avoid the lines in your local store.
Witty Yeti offers standard shipping on all of our funny birthday greeting cards and free returns within 60 days of purchase. If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Shopify messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!
Ordering Instructions
Make sure you select your target's address
If you send it to yourself and complain to us, we will definitely laugh at you.
If you want to leave them a note
On the "Cart" page, there is a box for "Add a Gift Note." Type your message in there, and we will print out the note and include it inside the package.
If you want them to have to sign for it in-person
Choose the "Make Them Sign For It In Person" option above the Add to Cart button. We'll upgrade the shipping so they'll have to sign for it in person. It'll be hilarious.
Satisfaction Guaranteed!
If you aren't completely satisfied with your prank, simply send us an email: Support@WittyYeti.com and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!