Let's be real. You’re here because you’re tired of dodging traffic and wild-eyed influencers only to be upstaged by a damn Chia Pet every. Freaking. Year.

Because when it comes to White Elephants, you don’t want to give the best gift. You want to give the gift everyone steals. And fights over in the parking lot. And regifts the next year like a cursed object. 

That’s where we come in. Our team of cryptic chaos creators believes that gift exchanges aren’t an obligation, they’re a competition.

One you can dominate.

The Witty Yeti mission is simple: We create gag gifts so hilarious that they don’t just get gifted, they get stolen. And in some cases, counterfeited.

We’ve been researching the science of hilarity since 2012, so we know our stuff. Our legendary gag gifts are engineered for one purpose only–to make you the undisputed MVP of all Secret Santas.

We know your standards are high. Ours are even higher, because we believe you deserve the best.

Join us, and we’ll guide you on the path to becoming a gift-giving champion. It’s going to be hilarious. (And probably on YouTube.)