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"Honk If You Have To Poop" Bumper Stickers
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$6.99
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It will ship directly from us with absolutely nothing that can be used to identify you. It's a fun, risk-free prank!
Product Description
We Mail Your Target a Hilariously Labeled Package to Make Them Cringe. Great Gag Gift & Practical Joke. Guaranteed to Mortify & Offend!
How big are the stickers? Coming in at 3 inches tall and 6 inches long, this is a real drain-clogger of a bumper sticker. You'll receive 10 stickers in this pack which is enough to prank all of your friends. 30-Day Free Returns & Satisfaction Guaranteed! If you aren't completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!
Isn't this joke a bit corny? Frankly, that's a little offensive. We strained long and hard to come up with this. I was supposed to drop my kids off at the pool, but NOOO, my boss made me work on prank bumper stickers. I even had tickets to see the Browns in the SuperBowl, but I had to stay in the office. So a little nugget of appreciation would be nice.
- EVERYBODY POOPS & IT'S HIGH-TIME WE ACKNOWLEDGED IT. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Let's start a rallying cry of honks in support of this natural bodily process.
- MESS WITH YOUR FRIENDS. Stick the 3" x 6" bumper sticker on anything where your victim won't expect it. Just imagine your oblivious friend driving around for days with this on his or her bumper!
- GREAT GAG GIFT for a secret santa, graduation, fraternity or sorority initiation, white elephant, or just as a surprise for a friend or loved one with a refined sense of humor.
- APRIL FOOLS ALL YEAR LONG. The world needs more fun and lighthearted pranks. Everyone will get a kick out of this hilarious practical joke pack.
- GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS OR YOUR MONEY BACK. Â You and your friends will laugh your asses off when they get home and try to figure out why everyone was honking at them.
Ordering Instructions
Make sure you select your target's address
If you send it to yourself and complain to us, we will definitely laugh at you.
If you want to leave them a note
On the "Cart" page, there is a box for "Add a Gift Note." Type your message in there, and we will print out the note and include it inside the package.
If you want them to have to sign for it in-person
Choose the "Make Them Sign For It In Person" option above the Add to Cart button. We'll upgrade the shipping so they'll have to sign for it in person. It'll be hilarious.
Satisfaction Guaranteed!
If you aren't completely satisfied with your prank, simply send us an email: Support@WittyYeti.com and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!