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MicroPenisCure.com Prank Mailing Tube
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$14.99
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Totally Anonymous
It will ship directly from us with absolutely nothing that can be used to identify you. It's a fun, risk-free prank!
Product Description
We Mail Your Target a Hilariously Labeled Package to Make Them Cringe. Great Gag Gift & Practical Joke. Guaranteed to Mortify & Offend!
- IMAGINE THEIR WINCING FACE when the mailman hands them this package or the mail guy at work walks this to their desk. It’ll be glorious! MUAHAHAHA
- APRIL FOOLS 24/7. We believe the world needs more friendly mischief in it. Like Gandhi said, “Be the change you want to see in the world.” So we send prank packages from obscene websites. And YOU CAN TOO!
- TOTALLY ANONYMOUS OR LEAVE A NOTE. At checkout, leave a note under the "Add a Gift Note" section. We’ll print it and include it in the package so you can taunt your victim.
- UPGRADE TO MAKE THEM SIGN FOR IT. Choose the "Make Them Sign For It In Person" option above the Add to Cart button. We’ll upgrade the shipping so they’ll have to sign for it in person. It’ll be hilarious.
- WE MAIL IT DIRECTLY TO THEM, so make sure you put in your target’s name and address, unless you really enjoy pranking your future self. No backsies if you send it to yourself!
Choose the Gift of Maximum Cringe
How often do you get to mess with people with just a few clicks. What a time to be alive!
Forget Lame Glitter Bombs
Have you actually seen those lame things? It's just an envelope with glitter inside. Weak as hell. It's time to up your prank game.
----------- INSTRUCTIONS -----------
Make sure you select your target’s address
If you send it to yourself and complain to us, we will definitely laugh at you.
If you want to leave them a note
On the "Cart" page, there is a box for "Add a Gift Note." Type your message in there, and we will print out the note and include it inside the package.
If you want them to have to sign for it in-person
Choose the "Make Them Sign For It In Person" option above the Add to Cart button. We’ll upgrade the shipping so they’ll have to sign for it in person. It’ll be hilarious.
----------- FAQ -----------
Are you guys serious right now?
As serious as a tiny penis. Doing God’s work, people.
How do you people sleep at night?
On a waterbed made of the tears of our prank targets.
I received one of these. My coworkers saw it. What the hell do I do now?
There’s only one thing to do: Get Revenge. Search our site to see all of our prank options. How about a prank bath bomb that starts out smelling lovely then smells like literal ass after a few minutes? Or an innocuous package that is actually a glitter cannon? We’ve got options for you, baby!
Satisfaction Guaranteed!
If you aren’t completely satisfied with your prank, simply send us an email: Support@WittyYeti.com and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!
Happy Pranking!
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Choose the Gift of Maximum Cringe
How often do you get to mess with people with just a few clicks. What a time to be alive!
Forget Lame Glitter Bombs
Have you actually seen those lame things? It's just an envelope with glitter inside. Weak as hell. It's time to up your prank game.
Ordering Instructions
Make sure you select your target's address
If you send it to yourself and complain to us, we will definitely laugh at you.
If you want to leave them a note
On the "Cart" page, there is a box for "Add a Gift Note." Type your message in there, and we will print out the note and include it inside the package.
If you want them to have to sign for it in-person
Choose the "Make Them Sign For It In Person" option above the Add to Cart button. We'll upgrade the shipping so they'll have to sign for it in person. It'll be hilarious.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q. Are you guys serious right now?
As serious as a tiny penis. Doing God’s work, people.
Q. Do you ship internationally?
We do indeed! It costs a little more and takes a little longer, but we're sure your target will love their gift from America!
Q. How do you people sleep at night?
On a waterbed made of the tears of our prank targets.
Q. Is there anything inside?
Despite our best efforts, the USPS has strict weight guidelines, so this will only contain an anonymous letter that they've been pranked. We promise we've had extremely good responses from the tube as-is. And by good responses, we mean several emails a week that just say, "Fuck you."
Q. I received one of these. My coworkers saw it. What the hell do I do now?
There’s only one thing to do: Get Revenge. Search our site to see all of our prank options. How about a prank bath bomb that starts out smelling lovely then smells like literal ass after a few minutes? Or an innocuous package that is actually a glitter cannon? We’ve got options for you, baby!
Q. Satisfaction Guaranteed!
If you aren’t completely satisfied with your prank, simply send us an email: Support@WittyYeti.com and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!
Satisfaction Guaranteed!
If you aren't completely satisfied with your prank, simply send us an email: Support@WittyYeti.com and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!