Coming in at a solid 8” (20.3cm) long and a thick 2” (5cm) wide, these stickers are guaranteed to leave everyone who sees one satisfied and smiling. We’re packing a lot of mass in this 10 pack of stickers. Every order comes with 10 total stickers and is backed by our 30-day Satisfaction Guaranteed Return Policy (unlike my ex-wife).

Although the message is short and to the point, your laughter will be anything but. In our testing, we received reactions like:

- “HAHAHA. Very funny. Now how the hell do I get this off my car?”

- “Well I do in fact love penises, so thank you for the kind gift.”

- “Jimmy, for the love of God, stop putting these on your father’s work laptop.”

• EXPRESS REPRESSED FEELINGS. Let the fear fade away as you proudly proclaim to the world your love for the most venerable of organs.
• PRANK YOUR FRIENDS. Stick the 2” x 8” bumper sticker on anything where your victim won’t expect it. Just imagine your oblivious friend driving around for days with this on his or her bumper!
• GREAT GAG GIFT for a secret santa, graduation, fraternity or sorority initiation, or just as a surprise for a friend or loved one with a refined sense of humor.
• APRIL FOOLS ALL YEAR LONG. The world needs more fun and lighthearted pranks. Everyone will get a girthy kick out of this hilarious practical joke pack.
• COCKED, LOCKED, AND LOADED with 10 stickers to ram your humor down their throats. Who wants only 1 sticker for $5? Surely you can think of 10 people worthy of an I Heart Penis sticker.