The ones people actually buy twice.
Ranked by real orders. These are the pranks that get screenshots, group chat chaos, and repeat customers.
Prank Mail
BigAssDildos.com
A tube branded BigAssDildos.com, mailed anonymously to whoever you choose. Loud enough to make a post office go quiet. Embarrassing enough that they'll still be explaining it weeks later.
From $14.99
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Prank Mail
MicroPenisCure.com
Six sides of pure humiliation, delivered anonymously to their door. MicroPenisCure.com printed large enough that the mail carrier reads it, the office sees it, and the reactions don't stop for weeks.
From $14.99
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Bad Parking
Bad Parking Cards — Hit & Run Edition
Keep a stack in the glove box and deploy on sight. Turn every bad parking job into a small moment of justice — even grocery runs become bearable. Leave one under the wiper, walk away. The card says what your horn couldn't.
$7.99
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Prank Stickers
"I Heart Penis" Bumper Stickers — 10-Pack
Skip the confrontation — just apply all ten and let the stickers do the talking. Hard to miss, harder to explain to the carpool. Apply to a friend's car. Worth every laugh, and the group chat hears about it before they do.
$9.00
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Bad Parking
"You Parked Like A Moron" Cards — 25-Pack
So satisfying you might burn through a pack in two weeks. Twenty-five note cards with one message: you parked badly and someone noticed. The cheapest form of parking-lot therapy money can buy.
$3.79
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Prank Mail
VaginalOdorHelper.com
A mailing tube printed with VaginalOdorHelper.com, delivered anonymously. Clinical enough that they'll have to explain it out loud — at the post office, to the roommate, to anyone within reading distance. Awkward enough to leave a room speechless.
From $14.99
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Prank Stickers
"Honk If You Have To Poop" Bumper Sticker
A bumper sticker that turns every traffic light into a bathroom survey. Apply to a friend's car. Enjoy the mystery of why strangers keep honking at them for the next six months.
$7.99
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Bad Parking
Bad Parking Cards — Road Rage Edition
So satisfying you'll start looking for bad parkers just to hand them out. For the parker who treats the lot like a personal driveway — these cards say what deep breathing couldn't. Slip one under the wiper. Walk it off.
$8.99
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Prank Stickers
"For Rectal & Vaginal Use Only" Stickers — 100-Pack
One hundred small label stickers that turn shampoo, ketchup, and the TV remote into medical equipment. Hide them everywhere — they'll confuse coworkers and friends for months. So many in a pack, they practically last forever.
$12.99
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Prank Stickers
Voice & Motion Activated Prank Stickers — 50-Pack
Fifty stickers that claim objects are voice- and motion-activated. Apply to vending machines, hand dryers, the office printer. Then watch a grown adult wave at a paper towel dispenser with quiet determination.
$7.99
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"I Park Like An Ass" Bumper Stickers — 10-Pack
Ten bumper stickers that say what every other driver in the lot is already thinking. Apply to the offending vehicle. Walk away. You've performed a public service.
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Fake Parking Tickets — 20-Pack
Twenty full-size fake tickets that look real enough to make a grown adult's heart skip a beat. Slip one under a windshield wiper. Walk away. Their afternoon is already ruined.
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