Yes, it's real. Yes, they'll freak out.

Free standard shipping takes 5–6 days. You get a tracking email the moment it's on its way — so you can refresh the page while imagining the look on their face.

Yes. Free on every order. No minimum. No catch. No "free shipping if you spend $75" games. We ship pranks for a living. Covering postage is the least we can do.

Yes. We ship to Canada, UK, most EU countries, Australia, and New Zealand. US orders ship free. International shipping rates are calculated at checkout. Canada and the UK have been smooth; other countries occasionally flag our packaging at customs — if that happens, we refund the order.

For prank mail tubes, completely anonymous. No return address, no sender info, no way for them to trace it back to you — the only thing on the package is the embarrassing URL, which is the whole point. Stickers, cards, and prank boxes ship to you in plain packaging so you can place or wrap them yourself without tipping your hand.

Yes. That's kind of the point. Workplace deliveries are where prank mail does its best work — the mailroom reads it, the front desk reads it, the person who walks it over to their desk reads it. By the time it reaches your friend, it's already office lore.

Yes. You'll receive a tracking email after your order ships. The recipient gets no tracking, no heads-up, no warning — just a package they didn't ask for, which is the point.

Not at the moment. Every mail order ships with our standard anonymous prank letter inside. We're exploring custom notes as a future option — but most senders prefer the mystery. If you want to reveal yourself, a screenshot of the order confirmation in the group chat works just as well.

Four: prank mail tubes (our flagship — anonymous delivery with embarrassing URLs on every side), prank boxes (Human Cone, Child Chucker, and nested Box in a Box — fake gift packaging that hides their real present), bad parking revenge (fake tickets, confrontation cards, bumper stickers), and prank stickers (fake WiFi QR codes, "For Rectal Use Only" labels, voice-activated signs). 24 products total.

The base version is just the tube — the URL on the outside IS the prank. The confetti upgrade adds a burst of confetti when they open it. And one product (BigAssDildos.com) has a variant that includes an actual item inside, for those who believe in commitment.

Genuinely funny in person — our bestselling mail tube is rated 4.6 out of 5, and the most common review theme is "I've been giggling about this for days." Mail tubes land harder when other people see them first. Stickers and parking cards are slower burns: they build comedy over days or weeks as people discover them. Gag gifts hit the moment someone picks one up and reads the label out loud.

Only if they can't take a joke. These pranks work best between people who already give each other a hard time. If your recipient would laugh at a well-timed joke at their expense, they'll love this. If they wouldn't — maybe send a candle.

The recipient has to sign for the package in person — they can't quietly grab it off their porch. A real mail carrier hands it over, URL fully visible, and waits while they sign. At the office, that means signing in front of whoever is at the front desk. At home, it means making eye contact with someone who has already read the label.

A spring-loaded confetti burst that fires when they open the tube. For MicroPenisCure and BigAssDildos, it's penis-shaped confetti — because the details matter. Cleanup is easy. This is an embarrassment prank, not a mess prank. The confetti variant is currently out of stock, but we're working on bringing it back.

Lifetime satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy — for any reason, at any time — email us and we'll reimburse you. No time limit, no questions asked. We make people laugh for a living. We're not going to make refunds difficult.

Email us. We'll reimburse you right away — no hassle, no hoops. Include a photo if you can, and we'll sort it out fast.

Yes, if you catch it before it ships. Orders typically go out within 1-2 business days, so the window is tight. Email us as soon as possible. If it's already shipped, our lifetime guarantee still covers you — just reach out.

We reship it to a corrected address at no extra cost. Wrong address, undeliverable, that sort of thing — if the package comes back to us, just email us with the updated info. The prank must go on.

Not unless you tell them. For prank mail tubes, the package ships with no sender name, no return address that traces back to you. Most recipients spend days texting everyone they know trying to figure it out. For stickers, cards, and prank boxes, anonymity is up to you — they ship to you in plain packaging, and you place or wrap them without leaving a trail. Some senders hold out for weeks. Some take it to the grave. We respect all three approaches.

These pranks are designed for friends, family, and coworkers with a sense of humor — not for harassment. If someone is receiving unwanted mail from our store, they can contact us and we'll blacklist the address immediately. Pranks are only fun when the recipient would eventually laugh too. If you're sending it out of genuine dislike, we'd encourage you to spend that $14.99 on therapy instead.

There's no sender reveal in the package — anonymity is the whole thing. Most people send a screenshot of the order confirmation to the group chat when the timing feels right. Some wait for the confused phone call. Some take it to the grave. All valid strategies.

Yes. We respect your commitment to chaos. Order multiple products to the same address — they arrive separately, which means the confusion compounds. Check our bundle options on individual product pages: "Double Trouble" (any 2 items, save 10%) or "Triple Threat" (any 3 items, save 20%).