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April Week 2 Newsletter

🖊️Giant Pen Prank Is this where the cool kids say "no cap" 👶Kids Failing to Say Words Right Kids = speech therapy, Mom = just therapy 💨Dust or Crop Dust Sometimes you just gotta sneeze a fart out 🖕Giant 3D Printed Middle Finger It retracts. And...erects. 🐶Do You Like Squeaky Toys It's a dog world, after all

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April 10, 2026
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Giant Pen Prank
Is this where the cool kids say "no cap"

Kids Failing to Say Words Right
Kids = speech therapy, Mom = just therapy

Dust or Crop Dust
Sometimes you just gotta sneeze a fart out

Giant 3D Printed Middle Finger
It retracts. And...erects.

Do You Like Squeaky Toys
It's a dog world, after all


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