Key Takeaways
- Gag gifts that ship by mail fall into three categories: anonymous prank tubes, prank gift boxes, and sticker/card packs
- Prank mail tubes are the only gag gift category that ships completely anonymously — no return address, no branding
- All products ship free via USPS with a lifetime satisfaction guarantee
- Bundle any 2 products (save 10%) or any 3 (save 20%)
Gag gifts used to require a trip to Spencer's and a willingness to hand-deliver something embarrassing. The mail changed that. Now you can send a sealed tube labeled MicroPenisCure.com to anyone with a mailing address, and USPS does the heavy lifting while you maintain complete anonymity.
This is a guide to every gag gift you can order online and have shipped directly to someone — organized by category, price, and how much explaining the recipient will need to do.
What Kinds of Gag Gifts Can You Mail?
Anonymous Prank Mail Tubes ($12.99–$43.99)
The flagship. A sealed mailing tube with a professionally printed label from a fictional (but extremely plausible-looking) company. Ships via USPS with no return address and no branding. The recipient has no idea who sent it.
- MicroPenisCure: The original and most popular tube. Clean label, maximum confusion.
- BigAssDildos — Wholesale Order: The "wholesale" detail implies bulk purchasing, which raises questions nobody wants to answer.
- VaginalOdorHelper — Rush Delivery: The urgency of "rush delivery" adds its own layer.
- BulkCondomDelivery: A bulk condom shipment. Perfect for roommates and newlyweds.
Each tube comes in multiple escalation tiers — from standard delivery ($12.99–$14.99) to the "Sign For It" variant ($19.99–$21.99) that forces a face-to-face signature with the postal carrier, all the way up to confetti bomb editions ($29.99–$43.99).
Prank Gift Boxes ($9.99–$57.99)
These ship to you — not directly to the recipient. They are fake product boxes designed to look like absurd items. You put the real gift inside the prank box, wrap it, and hand it over. The box IS the gag gift; the real present is the surprise inside.
- Human Cone Prank Box: Looks like a wearable traffic cone for humans. Opens to reveal the actual gift.
- Child Chucker Prank Box: A backyard catapult for children. The box art is committed.
- Box in a Box: 18 nested boxes. Each one smaller than the last. The real gift (if there is one) is in the final box.
Stickers and Cards ($3.79–$12.99)
The budget tier — high volume, low commitment. These ship to you, and you deploy them yourself.
- "For Rectal Use Only" Stickers: Pharmacy-style labels. Apply to personal items one at a time, over multiple visits.
- Voice Activated Stickers: "Now Voice Activated!" stickers for microwaves, hand dryers, and bathroom sinks.
- Fake Parking Tickets: A 20-pack of realistic fake citations. 32 cents per cardiac event.
- Bad Parking Cards: Hit & Run, Road Rage, and Street Justice cards for windshield deployment.
Which Gag Gift Should You Send?
| Situation | Best Pick | Price | Why |
|---|---|---|---|
| Want to stay anonymous | Any prank mail tube | $12.99–$43.99 | Only category with no return address |
| Wrapping a real gift | Prank gift boxes | $9.99–$57.99 | The box is the joke, the real gift is inside |
| Budget under $10 | Stickers or parking cards | $3.79–$12.99 | High quantity, low cost, sustained deployment |
| Maximum chaos | Triple Threat bundle (any 3) | Varies (save 20%) | Multi-day campaign across categories |
Still deciding? The 60-second prank quiz asks four questions and recommends the right product and tier. Or browse the complete guide to prank gifts for the full breakdown by category.
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