Prank Gifts for Retiring Coworkers
They are leaving. They have job security they no longer need. This is your last window to do something truly memorable and completely anonymous.

Prank Mail
MicroPenisCure.com
Six sides of pure humiliation, delivered anonymously to their door. MicroPenisCure.com printed large enough that the mail carrier reads it, the office sees it, and the reactions don't stop for weeks.
From $14.99

Prank Mail
BigAssDildos.com
A tube branded BigAssDildos.com, mailed anonymously to whoever you choose. Loud enough to make a post office go quiet. Embarrassing enough that they'll still be explaining it weeks later.
From $14.99

Prank Stickers
Voice & Motion Activated Prank Stickers — 50-Pack
Fifty stickers that claim objects are voice- and motion-activated. Apply to vending machines, hand dryers, the office printer. Then watch a grown adult wave at a paper towel dispenser with quiet determination.
From $7.99

Bad Parking
Bad Parking Cards — Street Justice Edition (50-Pack)
Fifty cards across ten designs. Five of each. Enough to last about a week, depending on your parking lot. Keep a stack in the glove box. Deploy as needed.
From $8.99
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